I'm not clever enough to think of something funny

lamapalooza:

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

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weavemama:

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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waluwadjet:

hvrleyquinn:

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

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lesbiangonegirl:

this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen goodbye

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dapperzack:

15 minutes into disneyland and chill and he gives you this look

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alexjonesinfowars:

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alexjonesinfowars:

my son preparing me dinner

what’s he making?

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

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